Thursday, October 16, 2008
This is everywhere - but
What if John McCain were a former president of the Harvard Law Review?
What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating
class?
What if McCain were still married to the first woman he said 'I do' to?
What if Obama were the candidate who left his first wife after she no
longer measured up to his standards?
What if Michelle Obama were a wife who not only became addicted to pain
killers, but acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?
What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?
What if Obama were a member of the Keating-5*?
* The Keating Five were five United States Senators
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( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_scandal ) as part of the larger
Savings and Loan crisis
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savings_and_Loan_crisis ) of the late 1980s
and early 1990s.
What if McCain were a charismatic, eloquent speaker?
If these questions reflected reality, do you really believe the election
numbers would be as close as they are?
This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes
positive qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative qualities in
another when there is a color difference.
PS: What if Barack Obama had an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter? What
would people be saying?
You are The Boss... which team would you hire?
With America facing historic debt, 2 wars, stumbling health care, a
weakened dollar, all-time high prison population, mortgage crises, bank
foreclosures, etc.
Educational Background:
Obama:
Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in
International Relations. Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude
Biden:
University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)
vs.
McCain:
United States Naval Academy - Class rank: 894 of 899
Palin:
Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
University of Idaho - 2 semesters - journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in Journalism
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
ANNOYED!
This is the message I get: Login Error - please try again later.
Hotmail's website says they have no current outtages.
When I drill down - the error's full text is:
Unable to send or receive messages for the Hotmail (amymartiner) account. Windows Live Mail can't connect to the Hotmail server. To send and receive messages in your Hotmail account, go to http://hotmail.live.com on the Web, or try again later.
Server Error: 5102
Server Response: Xfs request 'r' failed. Response code: 'UserLocked', server response: '750 0'
Server: 'http://mail.services.live.com/DeltaSync_v2.0.0/Sync.aspx'
Windows Live Mail Error ID: 0x8DE20003
I'm very very very annoyed.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Sarah Palin has my panties in a bunch
It's good reading.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
This Sums it Up
Ok?
So here's my prediction - she's going to CRY a little in the speach tonight. Somehow. About something.
Grrr.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
This American Life

Do you listen to "This American Life" on NPR? It's a show of documentary vingettes that are usually odd/funny in some way. It rarely fails to make me laugh.
THIS episode is my most recent favorite..the theme is "Nice Work if you Can Get it". It profiles folks that have interesting/odd jobs. The best BEST part is where John Hogman, the guy from the Daily Show but mostly known as "PC" in the "I'm a PC..I'm a MAC" commercials, talks about the day he walked into the Apple store.
HERE is the link to the This American Life episode. (click on FULL EPISODE button to the left)
Organ Donor Registry NJ

Live in NJ? Registered as an organ donor? If not, click HERE to get it done. Oh - and don't forget to tell your family about your wishes.
Yey.
Don't be fooled...
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Bored at Work?
Pretty Wordy Thing
Confused? Me too. But it's oh-so-pretty.
Click HERE for one sample. Click HERE for another. These are both made by inserting my blog address and their system does the rest.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
My job (at CHOP) isn't usually funny, but....
She writes "When all the excitement was going on N and I could not think of the number for 911. When I went home to get changed and check on the house i looked at the redial numbers and I had dialed 901,991,119 and the best one 999 so please have it on speed dial at your home as I have recently programmed mine."
Good advice, of course. But that's not the funny part. Both parents are Philadelphia POLICE OFFICERS!
(I am not making this up)
The son is going to be ok.
Mmmmmmm, calcium

There was an interesting article on msnbc.com today that explained some fascinating discoveries they have made recently at Monell regarding taste. In a nut shell, we were thought to have 4 main taste receptors: sweet, sour, salty and bitter. The distinct receptor for a taste called "umami" (savory) was recently added. And TODAY - they announced research that shows that we have receptors for yet another flavor...calcium.
Click HERE to read the article. (it may be worth it, the scientist is quoted as describing the flavor as "calcium-y")
Then click HERE to donate money to support this interesting work. (good enough Am?)
Claws for Hands

5%?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Do you make Scrapbooks?

I got stuck
What's I wanted to share is that this region of the world is where we find the origins of the word CAUCASIAN.
Is this to somehow suggest that white people are from this area of the world? Nope. Like so many words, the meaning has gotten muddied over time.
Here's some interesting parts of the story:
-In the 19th century, scientists working to classify the races of the world began t believe that by looking at skull features, the people of Caucasus' were the "first race". This was heavily influenced by their belief that this mountainous region was where Noah's arc landed - and thus was the birth place of human civilization. (or the re-birth)
-Over many years, Europeans then began to apply virtue to this classification - saw themselves in this "pure and/or original" race..applied light skin color as part of the virtue ...and started to refer to themselves as Caucasian. Other folks - some Asian Indians, for example, are technically Caucasian - but that definition fell out of favor.
-In the 20th century, the word Caucasian to mean "white" fell out of use in Europe and elsewhere, except for in the States. When they say "Caucasian" in Europe, they are now, once again, referring to folks from Georgia or their neighbors. To identify "white" they may use "Europid" or "Europoid".
There are other twists and turns in the story of this term, I've only shared some parts that caught my eye. Click HERE and/or HERE to read some good articles if you want to learn more.
I need to get a social life.
WHY?
I signed up for Facebook. Do I need more friends? (nope) Am I trying to be hip like the babysitters? (a lost cause) Am I bored and lonely because my girls are away on vacation? (BINGO!)
It has been fun, though. I've connected with folks I really LIKED from high school.(John, Debbie, Shin, Kelly, etc) But now I'm feeling fat and want to start preparing immediately for the next class reunion. Since they just had their (our) 20th reunion last year - I only have 5 years to get a face lift, tummy tuck and get the body of Dara Torres.
I won't have time to be posting anymore...I'll be at the gym.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
The Feudal Kingdom of Martiner
But no one has every been paid enough to require me to deal with payroll taxes. Now that I'm going to start working full time for the 1st time since, well, 1998, I need to figure out the child care/nanny situation. Does anyone have any experience with this?
Help!
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Uncle Win II
Uncle Win?

How cool is this? It turns out that Win Mortimer, a well-known artist with DC Comics that drew things like Superman and Batman,(read about him HERE), may be my Mother's uncle. Or great uncle. Definately a male relation.
Friday, August 15, 2008
X Marks the Spot

I'm so pleased. When worrying about what to do with all the files/pictures on my work computer, and knowing that it wouldn't all fit on my flash drive, Bill told me about something great. It's online storage.
At www.xdrive.com (I'm sure there are many others, as well), you can save up to 5GB of data for FREE! If you have much more than that to save - you can get a montly plan for $9 (approx).
I think it's a wonderful idea - making worries about damaged/dropped laptops and viruses a thing of the past. And it keeps me from having to spend $100 on a zip drive.
Why didn't I know about this before?
E A G L E S..........EAGLES!

I think David and Christine are ill. They've invited me to go with David to the Eagles season-opener (is it the real season? or pre-season?) YEY...it's such an event to go to games. (although I miss the tv commentary because, once again, I need to be told what to think)
David hasn't decided yet if I'll have to paint my face green.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
On a Lighter Note
Autism, part deux
Click HERE for the article.
What do I think? I usually avoid taking my Grace to places I know she'll struggle. It's no fun for her and REALLY no fun for Abby and me. So many friends and family that haven't seen Gracie "melt down" don't understand how catastrophic it can be...and think we ought to push going to places like church and shopping.
We don't hide in the house, of course. We go to restaurants that are familiar to Grace and I usually have a game-plan discussion with Abby in case we have to beat a quick escape.
One thing that's important to me is that I like to avoid telling waitresses/hostesses that Grace has special needs. Folks are always kind...and mean well. But I end up spending time managing their expectations and anticipations and emotions about what might be helpful. Restaurant managers will inevitably appear and make double-triple sure that everything is ok. There's nothing that they need to do! It's enough to have to live with Autism every day...having to discuss it with folks...reassure them that we're ok...and field questions about Grace's disability...takes up my time and really only meets their needs. One regular restaurant had a waitress that always wanted to discuss the fact that god has a plan for Grace, and that we're in her prayers. SO NICE, but we're seeking normalcy...so we don't go to that diner anymore.
Of course, there are times when I need help. And I'll tell every able-bodied person within reach that we need help and/or special considerations. People have always been kind.
There have been a few occasions when people have reacted negatively to Grace's behavior, of course. One woman explained to her friend that "that little girl needs a spanking!" I did not engage with her. I can't be bothered to spend my time on baloney like that, right?
Here ends my sermon. (sorry)
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
For Becky M.

This is for Becky....or anyone that wants to get a magnet, pin or tee shirt that shows your support of families/kids affected by Autism. (like us, but hey - no pressure)
HERE is the link to the Autism Society of America - Philadelphia Chapter's web site. Click on the "merchandise" button to the left. All proceeds go to the local chapter of the ASA.
Thank you!
UPDATE: The link above is FIXED...sorry!
It's time to panic, I think.

Now the Family Watchdog organization has made it easier to freak out. If you go to their web site and enter your address, you can see where EVERY SORT OF SEX OFFENDER LIVES IN RELATION TO YOUR HOME.
On a totally unrelated subject, does anyone know where I can buy leashes that will fit a 7 and 9 year old girl?
Click HERE to go to the Family Watchdog site. Prepare yourself.....
Explainations!

A great article on Slate.com that answers questions about the Olympics like:
-why do the divers shower off immediately after each dive?
-why do the fencers shriek?
-do medal winners get prize money? (yes! a lot!)
http://www.slate.com/id/2197364/
Monday, August 11, 2008
Sites I like
FUNNY
www.funnyordie.com - Site started by Will Ferrell (and friends) to post funny little videos and clips from their movies. (outtakes and the like)
www.theonion.com - Fake news. Feels like it used to be funnier - but always good for a laugh.
www.comedycentral.com - You can watch all the funny bits from The Daily Show and The Colbert Report and never feel tempted to stay up late.
NEWS
www.slate.com - Ok ok. It's slightly lefty - but that's probably why I like it. Especially the "Explainer" column where something in the news (Mars, Olympic competition, etc) are explained by an expert.
www.huffingtonpost.com - Remember Arianna Huffington? Yup - this is the very well established news blog. Always something interesting...and a bit more detailed than elsewhere.
GOSSIP
(wait, are we still pretending that we don't all read this stuff online?)
www.gawker.com - this is one of the early and most established online entertainment/news blogs. I like how they cover how the media covers the news. (they've been very critical of the Edwards affair was handled)
www.jossip.com - Been around a while. I really like their frequent posts that include links to OTHER sites - and some unique/interesting posts they may have. (keeps me from having to look around)
www.thesuperficial.com - A very funny spin on gossip blogs. Brutally makes fun of everyone. I get burnt out on it sometimes - and then check back after a few months and it cracks me up all over again.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Closing in on $1
That's what I've made so far from the advertising on this blog. I was hoping to get $4 or $5 by my birthday to pay for a beer. But I just learned that they won't send a check until it's at least $100.
So someone else will have to buy me a beer for my 40th I guess.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
The Five Rings

I'm interested to hear if anyone else is having a better experience.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Baaaaaaad Boy

And here's the same woman as shown on the msnbc.com website. She looks attractive. (the red letter A is barely noticeable)

Thursday, August 7, 2008
The Count Down
Click HERE to enter your birthday and see how far along you are.
ps. This is my 14,469th day.
pps. I don't think these 30,000 days will be equally enjoyable. I want to see a calculator that figures out how many "good", "pain full", "amazing", "sad" days we are likely to get. I imagine the nice ones are front-loaded. Or maybe I'm wrong about that.
Mean Spirited or Concerned?
Grey Gardens Auction

I am one of the many fans of the very old documentary Grey Gardens. It has had a cult following for many years. (click HERE if you want to read a bit about it- there's no way to describe what it is in a nutshell sadly)
Daphne D. just sent me THIS LINK to an eBay auction for a paper doll of Edie! It comes with 12 outfits! It looks to be a one-of-a-kind item created by an obsessed fan. Fantastic.
(from the movie) Edie: This is the best thing to wear for today, you understand. Because I don't like women in skirts and the best thing is to wear pantyhose or some pants under a short skirt, I think. Then you have the pants under the skirt and then you can pull the stockings up over the pants underneath the skirt. And you can always take off the skirt and use it as a cape. So I think this is the best costume for today
Sigh
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Random Information

According to the ceremonial customs of Orthodox Judaism, it is officially sundown when you cannot tell the difference between a black thread and a red one.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time and is 1/100th of a second.
In Kenya they don't drive on the right or left side of the street in particular, just on whichever side is smoother.
'Strengths' is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel. (for scrabble lovers)
AM and PM stand for "Ante-Meridian" and "Post-Meridian," respectively (I always wondered about that and looked it up)
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
The "ZIP" in Zip Code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan."
The dot above an 'i' is called a tittle
and finally
Charles de Gaulle's final words were, "It hurts."
I feel better sharing these on here. I won't have to tell anyone these in PERSON and actually see the look of annoyance or the inevitable eye roll. Pheew.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Insufferable
Once you register, it means that if something bad happens (car accident, bad flu, gall stones) they can take your body and use the good spare parts for sick folks and do whatever crazy experiments occur to them with the left over pieces. I think. Not sure. Will confirm once I start at the Gift of Life.
Just register.
Fuzzy Wuzzie Cutie Pies
So here's an hilarious site/blog to visit. It's www.cuteoverload.com. It's pictures of small furry things. You'll never be sad again.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Expanding my Horizon
Here's someplace new to consider. It's the NEW YORK magazine website. The "VULTURE" blog is smart, funny and has expanded my knowledge of the arts.
To be honest, I find that the New York Times "Arts" section can be a little...well....beyond my personal experience. It's reviews of ballet and modern dance are interesting, but don't relate to my knowledge base nor are about anything I'm likely to see. This New York column (blog) is updated all day long and includes pieces about mass market and indie movies, music, and tv among other things. It always has an interesting take on the online world and what's being written/produced out there, as well.
The address to the website is http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/ (or your can click HERE to go there now)
Let me know what you think!
Dr. Horrible
If you like:
*clever comedy
*musical theater that makes serious fun of musical theater
*spending time (aka wasting your life) online watching content whilst congratulating yourself for not watching too much tv.
than you'll like this:
Click here to read a review/explanation of what it is.
Chocolately Goodness

Amy L. gave me a chocolate heart - the anatomically correct kind- to celebrate my new exciting job. So nice.
My first day at The Gift of Life is August 26th.
http://www.donors1.org/
Sunday, August 3, 2008
$5k Please

I just learned about the "All in for Kids" poker tournament that will be held in NYC in November. It will benefit CHOP's Palliative Medicine work. I want to go. There will be celebrities of all sort there - including from the poker world (Annie Duke!). I wanna go. Anyone have $5k lying around that they don't know how to spend?
Click HERE to read about the tournament.
Maybe I'll sell lemonade to raise the money...but I guess that's been done.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Nothing for Nothing
The bad news? The movie was disappointing.
The WORSE news is that my computer is now infected with a very dangerous and stubborn trojan horse virus. I may have to pay to get it professionally disinfected. I spent 2 hours last night trying to figure out what was wrong...and finally found articles that described folks that had made the same mistake I'd made - downloaded a little viewer to watch a movie - and ended up having to re-format their entire system to get rid of the invasion. It was quite upsetting, actually. It started with pop ups - then my screen saver changed - and then my desktop picture changed to a warning. If I try to go to google? It hijacks my browser and says "why do you want to go to Google Amy"? Scary.
I've quarantined it for now...but I've learned a lesson. Ouch.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
This is so very sappy but amazing
For Amy L.
The above is for Amy L. The view count on www.funnyordie.com is now 58 million for this video. Crazy!
Saving Lives
But here's an article that explains that:
1. Scrabble is a sport
2 Scrabble (in Africa) is saving lives
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25858208/
I feel very rightous. (And determined to stretch before each game)
I wonder how long until I see an article that explains that eating lots of kettle corn fights wrinkles and will contribute to saving the penguins?
Friday, July 25, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Project Shame-way
So TODAY's confession is about my double-secret guilty-pleasure tv show that I NEVER miss.
Project Runway on Bravo.
(Wed 9pm)
It's about clothing design - which I know nothing about. It's reality TV, which I hate. It's totally addictive and I've now roped my daughter into the habit.
What makes it WORSE is that I'm hooked on a blog ABOUT the show. It's Blogging Project RunGAY. It's two gay guys from Philadelphia that write the funniest recaps of the show.
projectrungay.blogspot.com
I know you've just lost respect for me. I'm just a human being...so please try and understand that I couldn't resist.
Sorry.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Ewww
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Ok
Hip Hip Hooray
Here's a cute picture of Abby's Lacrosse team:
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Random Links Part I

Gift Wrapped
http://jobview.monster.com/GetJob.aspx?JobID=69372094
Yey.
Monday, July 7, 2008
The British Gear
It's a car-related show (I know ! But don't turn away yet) that is hosted by three funny and slightly macho men. It's hilarious. I stumbled on this 3 weeks ago when they were having a marathon on BBC America and the kids were away. (I was doing my stare-into-space-or-my-tv routine)
Here's a clip:
I hope this embedding video trick works.
Sadly, I read someplace that they're planning a US version of Top Gear. It will probably stink.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
The Real Problem

Saturday, July 5, 2008
Crunch crunch

Day 2 Addendum

(I tried to upload a pic of the book here)
I liked this book a lot - mostly because it was a quick read AND that it made me think about my life-goals a bit. (I never do that - actually - I actively avoid doing that most of the time) I related to the main character and liked how tidy the story was. I highly recommend it for beach or train reading.
My next book club book is "March" by I-don't-remember-whom. It's Pulitzer prize winning. I bet it doesn't have as much talk about dating and running a 5k like the last book....
Day 2
I wonder how often I should write posts? Is anyone reading? Probably not. So I'll post every few hours...
Here's a few web sites I visit each and every day:
- www.perezhilton.com. I'm a little ashamed of this. It's a cross between People magazine, Star magazine and MTV. Totally immature, lowest-common-denominator and sometimes very funny. I visit it MORE than once a day. Yup.
- www.tmz.com. Just like the link above - but a little meaner. But they have lots of scoops about celebrities I barely know. Or have never heard of.
- www.nytimes.com. for obvious reasons. But I'm ashamed to admit that I go to the "most often viewed/emailed" items first. I follow the crowd. (mooo)
Off to hit submit and file this post. I see it as something of a time-capsule. The next person to read this will be me....5 years from now...trying to figure out if I need to save it. Cringing with embarrassment while I read.
Friday, July 4, 2008
The Why and a Beginning
Why on earth create a blog?
Last week, I found myself drafting yet another email to my brother listing a few website links he had to check out....when I had an idea. Why not do what the entire rest of the world does and create a blog? I'll list the stuff I like and encourage folks to email me their favorite things as well. What will we end up with? Lists of things to check out. Cool things.
By the way - I would have put BLOGS on my list of un-cool things up until, well, 10 minutes ago. But I promise I won't allow this to become self-indulgent and ego-driven. (cross my heart and on the girl scout's honor and all that)
So here's where I'm going to start. Here are two web sites that are cool that casual users may not know about:
- http://www.digg.com/ This should become a stop for anyone hooked on the internet but tired of their routine of websites. It is a compilation of links to stories/items/pictures/videos that folks have listed as worth seeing and as people view it and vote - it moves up the ranks. When you first get to the site, you will see the most popular items up to the minute in all categories. You can then focus by looking at the most popular for the day, week, month or all-time. There's also a way to see posts in your particular area of interest - science - entertainment - news, etc.
- http://www.hulu.com/ - More people may know about this. I don't watch/like much tv. But this site serves up episodes of all the most popular tv shows . "The Office" and "The Simpsons" as examples. They have about 4-5 episodes of each show rotating at any one time - and they show with only 2 or 3 commercials for the whole episode. I love it - because I've now gotten hooked on "House" which I'd never seen before. The site emails me when a new episode is added weekly. There are movies on this site, as well.
Well, that's it for my first post. Wish me luck with the blogging! Hey - when I pass away someday long from now - may I ask to have "blogger" listed in the tag line? Something like: Amy Craig Martiner, Beloved mother, sister, daughter, grandmother, blogger, passed away at her Manhattan penthouse today. Thoughts?









